One's mythological female creature that exists to bathe you with love and affection if you do the same to it.
by Depressed_Cheetah July 25, 2020
Get the Girlfriend mug.A doujinshi about two guys, Kanata and Takkun. Takkun gets rejected all his life so his friend Kanata helps him by pretending to be his girlfriend. Things go sideways real fast as they caught feelings for each other.
Ice cream isn't what's written in the script... the correct line is "want me to play pretend girlfriend now?"
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
A few minutes later
Let's rub our dicks together.
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When a boy asks you this, it means that he likes you, abs wants to be with you but he's too afraid to say so.
by GreatDave191 February 23, 2017
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by Totally Not Jackson October 1, 2018
Get the National finger your girlfriend day mug.Guy 1: I want a girlfriend
Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
Guy 2: Oh no you don’t, trust me on this one bud
Guy 1: Why would you say that?
Guy 2: One word, periods.
by h20polo1717 May 18, 2021
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For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.
For girls this can be expressed as "My boyfriend gave it to me" or however you need to use it.
Friend: What's with the turtle neck, wool, brightly colored Christmas sweater?
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me.
by Sid Barrett February 15, 2008
Get the My girlfriend gave it to me mug.Usually, some poor excuse for a sex based relationship, though this is disguised in supposed 'love'. No, I'm not bitter, I can just observe that 95%+ of 'relationships' are total horseshit.
If you don't use your brain and understand your partner, don't expect any more (or to be any more) than your average 'girlfriend'.
by Shadow Creator January 11, 2008
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