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German Afternoon

A spontaneous afternoon spent in a bar drinking that occurs instead of the errands/chores that were originally planned
Larry ran into a buddy while at the hardware store buying lawn fertilizer that he wanted to spread after lunch. They popped into the pub for a quick beer and ended up having a German Afternoon. He had to finish the lawn the next day.
by BrownsvilleBob October 22, 2016
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german airplane

I would like to park my german airplane in her italian hanger!
by midnight rider December 8, 2006
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German chocolate

A mix of german and black
"My father is german and my mother is black, so that makes me german chocolate."
by Santana Marie July 16, 2006
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Good German

A citizen of Nazi Germany who participated in or overlooked atrocities while denying personal moral responsibility by appeal to his submission to supposedly legitimate authority.
The American CIA agents who relied on the White House legal justification of torture were nothing more than Good Germans.
by The Barefoot Bum June 18, 2009
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hairy german

A fag thats back looks like a persian rug. He is a 'hardass' that thinks its cool to get overly drunk and get ill. Girls are not quite his forte. Mainly because his penis is more like a tator tot than a fucking machine. However, this does not stop the arrogant man from trying. What a great friend.
Hairy German is at it again
by CLiff January 7, 2005
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German Roulette

Everyone brings a high amount of legal and/or illegal drugs (most likely in form of pills) and throw them unlabled in a bowl with candys.
Then the bowl is handed from player to player untill just one person remains.
The last one standing or at least alive is obviously the winner.
Jim: Sarah why do you have no friends?

Sarah: Well, I did but they're all dead because they're a bunch of pussys.

Jim: Fuckin' what now?

Sarah: We played German Roulette and I take drugs like a champion.

Jim: Sounds fun. At least you didn't get raped this time.
by Gin Toxic April 10, 2020
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German Circle

A trio of sex acts that can be performed in a loop, creating a sexual hula hoop.

It starts out with multiple performances of the Frankfurt Shuffle by both partners until fully aroused. This is followed by the man eating out the woman in true Munster Muncher style until she comes, after which the man performs a Berlin Airlift to finish off. Then they start again with a fresh Frankfurt Shuffle.
Last night, my wife and I hooped through the German Circle.
by Frank and His Girlfriend April 23, 2011
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