German Backhand

when you decide normal masturbating is boring, you simply place your hand under your leg and discover how much pleasure you have been missing.

"boy im bored of normal masturbation" says frank, " try the german backhand" said dad.
frank was in his room for a week," thats awsome, thanks dad"

by Weaveeer April 12, 2009

German-Fagging

The use of basic German vocabulary within standard spoken English.

"How are you?"
"I am nicht gut today."

by Phat Matt January 13, 2005

German Piss Pump

While receiving a blow job from a woman, she pushes on your stomache and you piss in her mouth. She then sits up and fountains it onto your face.

Mary was sucking my cock and she gave me a German Piss Pump!

by dstrbd68 October 22, 2009

German Women

usually really hot but really moody and defensive

that German Women is hot, but she can be a complete bitch at times.

by hbtmju7 September 30, 2010

German arcade

This is the procces of slapping a female in the ears as you are titty fucking her.

Yo i german arcaded a chick so much she had to see a doctor

by Mike, Pete, Drew June 29, 2006

german fire drill

A German Fire Drill: Four to Six people gather in a circle in a dark concrete room wearing sweaters woven out of each others pubic hair (or darkish gray spandex, depending on how much time they had) subsequent to each consuming a large portion of syrup of ipecac. The participants in the fire drill wait until the ipecac has its effects at which point they ferociously vomit on each other, creating a shower-like fountain of ipecac-scented vomit. The sound created by the people vomiting has been sometimes described as sounding like a german fire alarm, thus giving the practice it's name. Special attention is generally taken by participants to direct a majority of the vomit on the host's genitalia, as an act of courtesy and gratitude.

WE-OOH WE-OOH WE-OOH
What is that noise Sharon?
My son and his friends are having a German Fire Drill upstairs, sorry.

by Tommyboy783928 March 15, 2008

german helmet

a) Head of a circumcised penis
and a helmet that was used by Germans, especially the Nazi SS in 1939-1945

Then Jimmy said to himself, "i love my german helmet"
the Nazis are also known for their german helmets

by PIWO April 22, 2008