friend zone to endzone 

The phenomenon of a male succeeding in getting out of the dreaded friend zone and actually getting the girl. There are currently believed to be 2 cases of this in recorded history.

"Dude, are you two together?"
"Yep, been dating for a month now."
"But I could have sworn she friend zoned you."
"She did, but I got out of there and into the end zone, dude."
"Friend zone to endzone, nice. But how the -"
"Don't ask, I daren't."

friend zone to endzone by Therestoomanynamesonhere September 28, 2011

Friend Boner 

When a friend gives another friend an erection, but it's okay because it's purely platonic and doesn't mean anything.

"Dude Avy just sent me her tits and I got the most insane boner. But it's harmless because we're just friends-- it's a friend boner!"

Friend Boner by BaronO'Malley March 12, 2018

Friend Sweep 

A Friend Sweep is where one deletes all the "friends" (on social websites) that you do not need or necessarily know; such as bands and friend's friends. A FS does not include people that one would like to know better; such as recently-met people.

Myspace User trollscreamer:
"Dude, I am so sick of these pages and pages of friends on myspace; I did a massive Friend Sweep. So now I have actual friends on my friends' list."

Myspace User registeraccounts:
"Holy shit, you deleted 192 friends; now you can actually call every one of them friends..."

Friend Sweep by Patrick Ritchie January 1, 2009

Friend Jail 

The act of adding someone on Facebook, and not being confirmed or ignored, but not being given an answer. Thus, you may not send the person another friend request. Thereby, placing you in Friend Jail.

"Hey I tried to add that hot girl on Facebook, and she hasn't added me yet, but I can't send her another request. Maybe she doesn't get on much."

"Look at her wall dude, she's on everyday. You're in friend jail."

Friend Jail by hale.eagles5 December 16, 2011

Friend Wormhole 

When 2 of your friends somehow know each other, and from your perspective, its so random and feels like there's no way they could've known each other ever.

(Patrick seeing Jane and Nathan walking together)

Patrick: ...what?? how do you two know each other. you're both from two completely different groups and classes.

Jane: We both work at Subway.

Nathan: And we go to the same church.

Patrick: ......WTF. Never thought you two would know each other. Damn random Friend Wormholes.

Friend Wormhole by randomthinker9 March 21, 2010

Friend and run 

To accept a friend request from a person whose profile is set to private just to quickly look at their profile/pics and delete them if the result is not satisfying, or if they look similar to the pokemon qwilfish.

Jeff: "check your new friend requests dude."

Greg: "accept..ew no way, this chick has a case of the Myspace angles. I'll just friend and run this one."

Friend and run by B-nipz March 15, 2009

Friend Withdrawal Symptoms 

If you haven't seen a friend for a period of time, you may experience lonely or lost feelings. Like when you are missing a friend you may feel upset and sad, however the "Friend Withdrawal Symptoms" cause the person to experience headaches or complete emptiness.

"I am missing my friend Ali and feel completely empty."
"I think you have Friend Withdrawal Symptoms."

Friend Withdrawal Symptoms by Bob is bear cool January 3, 2015