dirt fries

chewing tobacco, usually referring specifically to pouches.

Hey Larry, you got any dirt fries in your golf cart?

by greyrider245 January 27, 2021

cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

fried up

A medium amount of high, between a 4-6.5 on the scale.

"Yo how's chad doin?"
"He fried up"

by Soggy Dog January 1, 2020

Sigma Fried

Nickname for the fraternity Sigma Pi

Other nicknames: E.N., 32 Gang

My friend’s in Sigma Fried.

Oh so he be smokin that pack?

Most definitely.

by Papayao08 October 22, 2020

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

Fri Nods

Extremely brutal sex, ravaging her mouth till she gags, stretching her vagina till it gapes, punishing her asshole.

I love ravaging girls mouths, stretching their vaginas, and punishing their assholes, Fri Nods are the best

by massivegapers September 18, 2016

sigmund fried

When your friend gets so high they can evaluate your entire life like a wannabe psychiatrist

Friend 1: hey dude why do you smoke
Friend 2: I dunno bro
Friend 1: I thought it was because you felt bored by the way your life narrowed into a predictable cycle of thing after thing
Friend 2: shut the fuck up sigmund fried

by Dankdude420 May 11, 2019