Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

A NED FLANDERS

The reason I hate NED FLANDERS is because of what I heard about him I mean doesn’t IT SEEM A LITTLE TO GOOD TO BE TRUE A FAMILY MAN WHO GOES TO CHURCH EVERY DAY PRAYS AT EVERY MEAL GOES TO BED EVERY DAY AT THE SAME TIME BUT HERES WHAT YOU DON’T KNOW WHO HE REALLY IS OR WHAT HE DOES. HE ENJOYS KIDNAPPING LITTLE GIRLS AND BOYS WHO ARE MEAN AND THEN HE LIKES TO EXACT HIS JUTICE IN JUST THE ASS WITH A TOOL HE MADE FOR THE EXPLICIT PURPOSE OF CAUSING SO MUCH PAIN THAT THEY NEVER WANT TO DO ANYTHING BAD AGAIN BUT I HEAR IF YOU DON’T LISTEN YOU END UP CRAZY AZ FCK U NEVER RECOVER AND ALL YOU WILL DO IS BABBLE NONSENSE AS YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS AS IF YOU HAD SEEN THE DEVIL HIMSELF

Every time time I go to ELA MY teacher gives a me a Ned Flanders I and say NOT A NED FLANDERS Agian

by HOMERDICKSOAP September 29, 2020

fuck the co founder day

bully the co founder

omg its fuck the co founder day

by goodmorningmynameisjas December 8, 2021

Urban Dictionary Founders

People who are probably just wondering where they went wrong making this.

Urban Dictionary Founders: We aren't going to approve this defintion, are we? They can't even spell defintion.

by imnot.creative.enough.for.this November 4, 2022

Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.

Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!

by nocharge October 23, 2023

Flop the flounder

Taking a pee with a big cock!

I've drank so much, I have to flop the flounder!

by John Zombie September 30, 2025

E.C.B.R.O. FOUNDER

Lead Research Investigator for the East Coast Bigfoot Researchers Organization. A Wildlife and Bigfoot researcher seeking out the truth and sharing his findings and pointing out the views behind his conclusions. A Legend!

www ecbrofounder.com

The E.C.B.R.O. Founder organizes many events throughout the year .

by Professor Scrotum D. Nutts May 31, 2022