a carnivorous rodent composed of human snot. it is an extremely dangerous creature, mainly because it can skeletonize a human being in less than a minute. it can also take the form of any living being. that's why tom cruise is in existence.
by Rob Armer November 08, 2006
To play the DJ Hero: Flesh Edition, the act of stimulating a woman's vagina by rubbing it in the fashion of a DJ that spins his records on a turn table.
1. A woman masturbating
2. Somebody rubbing a woman's vagina
1. A woman masturbating
2. Somebody rubbing a woman's vagina
1. I was so fucking horny last night so I decided to play some DJ Hero: Flesh Edition
2. I hit up with this smoking hot chick yesterday at the club! We went home to her and she let me play her DJ Hero: Flesh Edition!
2. I hit up with this smoking hot chick yesterday at the club! We went home to her and she let me play her DJ Hero: Flesh Edition!
by The Meat Grinder March 14, 2013
When "The king of the Britain" cuts off the black night's arm, from the movie Monty Python And The Holy Grail.
by Munchy101 February 11, 2010
An awful disease in which male semen act like sizzling, hot lava when they become airborne. This devastating disease originated in Rome, Italy in 567 B.C. It began when a goat's ballsack erupted and all the man juice landed on a nearby vagina, burning it to ashes. It is sexually transmitted. Masturbation and sexual activity become extremely dangerous. Not like Bond dangerous, like Charles Manson dangerous. There is no known cure.
by Goatman 22 April 28, 2009
"Hey Michael, can you grab me that Hawaiian Flesh-light?"
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
"Laukau what do you mean! all I see a Pineapple!"
"Yeah that's a Hawaiian Flesh-light."
by 4our2wenty November 13, 2018
by jianny joe matt December 21, 2008
Getting laid /sex from someone who you think owes your lame ass sex because you been doing favours for a while with the intention of getting some
Jerome been tryin to get a pound of dat flesh from Regina for a minute now. Been taking her to fancy dinners, paying her bills and even babysitting her kid but his boy Tyrone been gettin' a pound of that flesh every time while Jerome babysitting.
by LawOfficesOfHeslopMacomerSutty May 14, 2020