Butt Funk Express

When a mad funk daddy has intercourse with a smelly, sweaty, fermented female anus to achieve orgasm as quickly as possible.

"Hey babraquece, how was your date last night with that handicapped Jewish autistic woman?"
"Well, I couldn't take off her diaper before hand and I needed to get in there before I woke her up, so I had to take the ol' butt funk express."
"Oh fuck, your not babraquece!? Why is there blood on your pants?!"

by Buttfunkexpress May 3, 2019

pre funk

the party before the party.. to get fucked up before you go somewhere

Jake: ey we pre funkin at your house
Jesse: o fo sho'

by T I double G R February 12, 2006

Big Ten funk

A Big Ten funk is when an Illini loses touch with his trademark contributions for a minimum of two games.

With the exception of guard Deron Williams, all of the Illini's starters and their sixth man have experienced a Big Ten funk this season.

by Mr. T March 5, 2004

dirk funk

The coolest dude in the world. If you make him mad, he will put his balls on your forehead.

That guy over there is such a dirk funk. I want to be just like him!

by VisexXxEvans June 30, 2009

man funk

The particularly foul smell in which males give off.

Yo dude! get some deodorant! you got some serious man funk goin' on!!

by Miss Edgar November 25, 2010

took all the funk out

Usually describes the sound of a bad white band trying to play black music. It can also be applied in situations where someone is just being too uptight or not "keeping it real".

(Band plays poor version of "Brick House")
Reaction: "Damn! They took all the funk out of that!"

by exitflagger May 2, 2008

nut funk

extremely foul smell from the bottom of the testes which results from streneous exercise, physical activity or yo nazzty ass hasnt bathed in a few

damn yo, you got sum nazzty nut funk, dawg

by jaime April 2, 2004