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female bassist

A female bassist is a girl who's too tough to sing and too cool to play guitar. Often stereotyped as lesbian for high amounts of testosterone (a bass is a really heavy, four-stringed guitar). Like other bassists, female bassists come in two styles: reserved and cool, or freaking insane.
Drummer: CRASHboomPOWkaSHING
Guitarist: Dweedddledwee
Singer: Na na na na
Female bassist: DOO DOO DOO DUH DOO
by Phblt July 30, 2010
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FEMA

Federal Emergency Management Agency

FEMA allows the White House to suspend constitutional government upon declaration of a national emergency. It allows creation of a non-elected national government. Think about that.
FEMA is our government.
by ilona January 25, 2006
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Disregard Females, Acquire Currency

Misinterpreted translation of "Fuck bitches, get money", from modern Ebonics into archaic English.

A more accurate translation would be "Copulate with females, acquire currency", as clearly the intent of the original phrase is to have sex with women and become rich (ideally simultaneously). However, the more correct version does not fit as neatly into a captioned image.

Alternately, the translation could unwittingly provide a poignant vignette of males who spend a great deal of time on the internet, as they would quite likely be the type to curse women due to their own ineptitude at IRL social interactions. The original translator's assumption that "fuck" should be interpreted as "disregard" (despite the enormous canon of rap literature in which "fuck", when directed towards women, very often refers to the act of coitus) speaks volumes about this.
Rob: Man, I'm terrible at dancing. Whenever I peel myself off the couch to go out to the bar, women won't go near me on the dance floor.

Steve: You know what I always say. Disregard females, acquire currency. You're unemployed, though, so probably forget about the second bit.

Rob: ...
by stocking stuffa August 23, 2011
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Female Snowball

When a woman squirts (ejaculates) into a guys mouth, and then the guy makes out with her in which she inevitably drinks it.
The female snowball is the opposite of the male snowball.
by nedryerson November 14, 2010
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Female Twink

lesbians that are very similar to male twink as they are usually hairless and very submissive. they usually have a more dominant partner much like a male twink.
Milo is such a female twink! Is her girlfriend the dominant one?

Definitely.
by mebobatea January 7, 2018
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Female

A receptacle for a male jack, plug or any type of connector.

A USB/1394/eSATA Port is a female receptacle for a male USB/1394/eSATA Device
I plugged my external Thunderbolt based storage device into the female Thunderbolt port on my Motherboard's I/O panel.
by darksparten January 26, 2013
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Internecine Female Vindictiveness

When one or more women derides another woman or group of women for not following a (often meaningless) social convention, generally motivated by obvious jealousy or an unwillingness to see someone of their own minority group get ahead. This is similar to the "crabs in a bucket" phenomenon where crabs will damage one another in order to be the last one killed.
Jennifer: "Did you see Kate all over that guy at the bar? What a slut! And she dresses so slutty too!"

Alex: "Geez, talk about your internecine female vindictiveness."
by RedReplicant October 27, 2010
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