someone who talks to you and acts like they're ok with you, yet you notice them lying about you and to you. someone who lowers your self- esteam on purpose. a person who ignores your thoughts and pretends to be cool with you when they need you. this person will talk behind your back, use you, and destroy your social life, they will make you feel depressed, call you a pussy, take advantage of you because they're bigger than you.
You never want a fake friend. i just let go of around 3 of them, assholes can burn in hell for all i care. they're gonna get what they deserve in the future.
by BobTheTHird November 25, 2009
Get the fake friendmug. When a really ugly girl puts on a lot of make up to make herself look beautiful, then when it comes off, she's completely hideous.
by Carol K. Cobain February 24, 2009
Get the Fake Upmug. Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.
by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014
Get the Fake-Brokemug. 1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.
2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.
2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.
EXAMPLE 1:
Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."
*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*
Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."
*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*
by IWannaBeSmart July 2, 2021
Get the Fake Friendmug. A "Fake Philanthropist" is commonly defined as Kyle Harwood. Kyle Harwood is a fake philanthropist that is located in north Georgia. Specifically, Blairsville, Georgia. Kyle Harwood is also commonly referred to as a slaphappy ginger. He proceeds to "Krrr" anyone who dares stand in his way.
by vodsn March 5, 2022
Get the Fake Philanthropistmug. Used on TikTok in captions under posts. Used so that TikTok will think their body is fake (eg. a fake body suit) and TikTok then won't take it down because they wouldn't be showing their "real body."
*posts video showing what TikTok would take down* caption: (FAKE BODY)
TikTok: Fair enough, have a nice day.
TikTok: Fair enough, have a nice day.
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
Get the (FAKE BODY)mug. It’s essentially, “I will show you how to achieve this desired result, but first, you have to do this.”
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
The desired results they promote are often played off of our emotional and psychological wants such as money, freedom, status, wealth, prosperity, etc.
And in order to promote a false sense of credibility on their topic, they flaunt their wealth and material possessions such as a mansion, sports car, fake profit numbers on a screen, etc.
Fake gurus are basically the modern day snake oil salesmen.
by Henrikj September 1, 2021
Get the Fake gurumug.