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fresh funny

Slang term for (plant-based) drugs, specifically cannabis. Derives from the freshness of the plants and the effect the drugs have, that make you feel "funny".
by nora2605 January 27, 2023
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Lazy funny

Lazy funny ley-zee fuhn-ee adj. 1. describing a person (usually highly attractive) who says things that are only mildly humorous yet expects laughter because people usually laugh regardless; person thinks he or she is more funny than the person actually is.
The cheerleaders always laugh at the stupid jokes of the lazy funny quarter-back.
by guiltyoflaughing January 19, 2012
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funny stick

Alex: I'm going to smoke a funny stick right now.
Jack: SUCK THAT SHIT
by Diddly-dank69 May 1, 2017
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Funny Ham

A term used to describe a person who refers to a piece of ham as “Funny
Z- “This ham is funny…”

J- “You’re funny ham?”

D- *eats ham* (he’s fat)
by ScaryMonstars March 6, 2023
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Funny mustard

When a man with a STI or yeast infection has yellowish cum that taste funnier than regular cum
“I hung out with this guy last night and now I think i have an infection from his funny mustard”
by Cumprisun November 8, 2022
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Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022
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right funny

Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be
A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”
by AprilinNewYork August 19, 2023
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