Evolution Science

The biggest oxymoron since the beginning of time.

Teacher: Alright class, today we're going to study Evolution Science!
Student Who Isn't a Dumbass: Oh you mean that badly thought out theory that has nothing supporting it?

by Frozenfirebug August 11, 2012

premature evacuation

1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop

Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.

by jklima October 30, 2008

punk evolutionary

not the "punk that no longer exists" its a punk that listens to the new punk bands, you dont have to listen to just the misfits and sex pistols to b an actual punk, punk is just punk, this particular form is punk evolutionary

he listens to anti flag, he's a punk evolutionary

by jordom hines October 22, 2006

Evolution

An absolutely ridiculous theory, because believing that a magical wizard created everything simply makes more sense.

Wizard evolution

by Boss37190 June 30, 2011

anniversary of my uterus eviction

What you'd say when describing your birthday.

Next week will be the 30th anniversary of my uterus eviction.

by johnnylongprong October 30, 2011

Physical Education

Where education gets physical

Teacher: "Hey class, we have physical education, where education gets physical."

by Reister Movement May 12, 2018

Premature Evacuation

When a closeted homosexual is outed, either by themselves or by another individual, earlier than necessary, usually resulting in negative consequences

“This chick was totally DTF today, but I ruined it due to a severe case of premature evacuation…”

by Timothy Sann November 19, 2011