Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like

A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.

“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”

by lukedanc July 19, 2019

Crappily Ever after

Crappily Ever After is kinda like Happily Ever After, except the opposite...

Look at those two, shacking up and all, they are destined to live Crappily Ever After..

by kabLeo2 December 8, 2012

worst birthday ever

a phrase to use when something goes completely wrong or life sucks. (Mark Baker 2007)

'waaaaa, i failed therms. worst birthday ever'

by lea-unitt. July 13, 2007

Biggest Cock I've Ever Seen

What you yell when you see somebody ridin' in the back of a truck that you don't know.

Cedric: "Look at those dudes in the back of that truck, you know what we gotta do!"

Frankie: "THOSE GUYS HAVE THE BIGGEST COCK I'VE EVER SEEN. SERIOUSLY, IT IS LIKE A MONSTER!!!"

Girl on the Corner: "Oh my!"

by Dushane November 3, 2007

The best girlfriend ever

The best girlfriend ever isn’t just your ordinary girl, she’s amazing but has one key feature, her name is Liv! She’s the best and you can always rely on her to make you smile and laugh in the worst situations!

“Who’s the best girlfriend ever”

“It’s liv of corse!”

by Thomas Black October 28, 2019

best song ever

A 1D song

Wanna listen to best song ever by one direction cfjygfdreydtr6tgyjthgyjmuyfjtyfyjfgyugtyjfrthdtdjfygkuujliukuuiukukuuuiui

by hfeiuhaerflerwhiue November 20, 2020

biggest cock ever

a really big one; huge wang

seth has the biggest cock ever.

by streetballer908 July 26, 2004