everton

Everton the team from liverpool who never win anything.

Everton scum they think tjey are the best.

Bloke 1 - U know that team from liverpool
Bloke 2 - Yer liverpool
Bloke 1 - No the crap one
Bloke 2 - o yeh everton..........

by jakew July 25, 2006

Everett

Ugliest sack of shit to walk the earth. He's the gayest and most possible, smelliest human being to live. Someone please end his donkey misery.

Everett smells like shit

by Mrocker503 November 25, 2013

Everton blues

1. The general and perpetual feeling of irreversible demise and misery that comes with the heart aching and thankless truth of being an Everton fan.

2. (a) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated again

(b) The bitter frustration felt by Everton fans after being defeated by Liverpool again.

3. The feeling that disappointed Everton fans feel when they think about that dusty little trophy cabinet at Goodison Park.

4. (a) The anguish felt by Evertonians when an other cup run amounts to nothing

(b) The anguish of Evertonians when an other year season ends with sound of "beep beep beep beep beep beep" as the Everton tour bus reverses back into the garage.

(c) the yearning of Everton fans to get into the Champions League for once.

(noun)

The problem with supporting little clubs like Everton is the inevitable Everton blues that comes with supporting Everton.

by Bigtoke September 9, 2009

everything's sixes

everything is going smoothly, there are no problems.

derived from the chinese interpretation of the number six as meaning "flowing, slippery, smooth."

guy 1: "so, how's everything with christina?"
guy 2: "everything's sixes, man. we're going out again tonight."

by money mill June 11, 2008

The Everett

When two girls scissor and one girls vaginal area migrates back towards the anal area of the other scissor-ess, and that girl then flatulates into the vagina of the former scissor-er. Then the two finish and then the girl containing the methane in the uterus then releases with such great force that it shakes the bed.

Other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. If there is an accident that occurs, such as pube flambe, please consult your doctor.

So the other night, my girlfriend farted in my pussy... That was a weird quief; it sounded like The Everett.

by Trlgd October 21, 2011

evertonians

Plural of evertonian

often found at goodison park on a weekend watching the game

together they form one of the most loyal fanbases in football and are very good people

unlike the sworn enemy, gobshites who cant afford to watch their side or cannot get there as they live in a different part of the world so have to settle watching the game on a screen in a run down pub.

Gobshite 1: look at all of those evertonians, where could they be going?

Gobshite 2: probably to watch the game at goodison, lets go to the pub otherwise we will miss liverpool

Gobshite 1: i dont really care as we are not going to win

Gobshite 3: *Doesnt understand because he is foreign*

by ozzyozzyozzy May 1, 2008

Everton

A football team in Liverpool, which happens to have the most biased and dislussions fans ever walk on this planet

by Anonymous November 6, 2003