essembly

a place where stalkers go to congregate

julie was pretending to be stalked while on essembly, but everyone believed her, and so we all just stalked the guy.

by mbubbles August 19, 2009

essembly

Essembly is a free, Liberal, Anti-Christian, Anti-Bush, Pro Abortion, pro gay marriage, and anti-war social networking site that provides tools for politically interested individuals to connect with one another, engage in constructive discussion, and organize to take action.

I went on Essembly to look for stimulating political discussion but all I got was a sewer of Bible bashing liberals who believe it is the woman's right to kill babies.

by Brian Newman July 29, 2006

Espen

A derogatory term for Espen Enger, who sued the BitGrail exchange and is exit scamming the victim donation fund worth over $1 million USD.

"Bro, you just got Espened!"

"She Espened me all night long"

"My penis looks a little too Espened today"

by Micah Douche June 1, 2018

Eisen

A slow and limp person

He's such an Eisen!

by Saladass01 May 6, 2018

Essence of Africa

An African american who goes beyond the essence of society, and in general, acts like an uneducated, savage beast from his home land of Africa.

1: Dude, did you see that black guy?!
2: Yeh, he's the Essence of Africa.

by Rickie Stevens:Nigger Hunter May 19, 2015

Essex

An area in England known for being the definition of shite. Within the boundaries of Essex, a society of rejected misfits resides. It is rumoured that this polulation has a sole diet of Hobnobs, and not the tasty chocolate ones.

1: Hey man, have you been to Essex?
2: No way! I want to keep my dignity!

by ArnoldHobinator April 26, 2016

Esrene

For middle aged asian women who hit their menopause at the age of 20 and have bones so porous they could be used as corals

Mr Incredible: I could break you like a toothpick.
those were the last words he said to Esrene

by RoundRaccoon69 February 18, 2021