a man who just straight up looks like a sloth. loves to mooch on other people and haves sex with guys
by bhvjgajkdbflkavl February 14, 2009
A complete retard. He is very sexy, but very rude, a cheater. He cheats on everything, tests, girlfriends, basketball and football games. He likes bad music. He talks to himself alot, and texts in class. He has a new girl every ten seconds, because he is a good kisser and is hott but annoying. He always dumps people they never dump him.
by BILBOTHEFRICKEER March 02, 2009
Dylan is usually a really sweet guy that can one minute be your best friend untill one stupid rumor starts and he's ignoring you. He usually is reallly caring for his girlfriend but if he gets an apportunity he'll cheat on her and do it over and over again. They love the color orange and they also lovee to rap. Their usually some of the sweetest, cutest, kindest, most caring people that have flaws but are always there for you and never let you down. (:
Girl: Dude, do you see that guy?!
Friend: Hell yeahh!! Who's that??\
Girl: That's the guy i have a HUGEE crushh on, his name is Dylan.
Friend: DAMNN girll you lucky he likes you to!!
Friend: Hell yeahh!! Who's that??\
Girl: That's the guy i have a HUGEE crushh on, his name is Dylan.
Friend: DAMNN girll you lucky he likes you to!!
by Kiwilover259 November 17, 2010
An amazing guy! Great at fixing things and working with his hands, Dylan knows how to make anyone happy. He does all he can for anyone, even if it means he gives up on something for himself. Dylan's' typically go through s rough patch in life, and its hard for them to get back out of the rut they fell in, but when Dylan finds that one person who can pick him up out of his rut, he soars and nothing can bring him down. He will then be attached to that one person for many, many years to come. Dylan is a fantastic human being, lover, friend, companion, family member, etc.
Girl 1: Wow! I can't believe you're dating Dylan, didn't you guys hate each other last year?!?
Girl 2: Haha yeah, but he saw i was upset one day and even though there was so much in his life that was going wrong, he helped me through my hard times, we've grown together since then.
Girl 2: Haha yeah, but he saw i was upset one day and even though there was so much in his life that was going wrong, he helped me through my hard times, we've grown together since then.
by avidreaderbritt September 26, 2012
by SUPER EMO#1 January 03, 2009
"yo dylan has been so depressed lately"
"yeah michelle dumped him"
"aw that sucks. he really loved her"
"yeah michelle dumped him"
"aw that sucks. he really loved her"
by dylancarm May 23, 2010
Dylan is the classic school shooter name, never cross Dylan. If Dylan puts his hand in his pocket run. Do not make fun of or laugh at Dylan, Dylan has no temper.
by Revos September 14, 2017