Fiddle Diddlin’

The cleanest way to say sexual activities. Lil nasties, often under the age 16 do it in the middle of hallways.

**two nasty little heathens are making out in a crowded hallway**
Me: WILL YALL STOP FIDDLE DIDDLIN’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AND LET ME GET TO MY CLASS?!

by Pastel Peach February 23, 2019

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pit diddler

Someone that diddles your pits at anytime and can't be predicted.

Be careful the pit diddler is coming for you.

by Mayonnaise Vampire April 18, 2020

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A Danglin' Diddle is the liquid combination of feces and semen, and common ingredient used for a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie. Some would say that a true Danglin' Diddle must be gathered from a close relative. This is still argued among historians.

"I was tryin' to make a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie with my sister, but her Danglin' Diddle wasn't quite smooth enough to my liking."

by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021

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Ass-Diddling

To shove 2 fingers us somebody's ass and move them around to cause immense pain

Guy1: Jeremy never said goodnight to me back
Guy2: Well looks like it's Ass-Diddling time

by Nightgar May 31, 2021

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Mc Diddle

Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99

Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.

by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021

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The Diddler

Someone who likes to diddle with Technology outside of work such as a VOIP System or NAS

Did you see The Diddler he has got a new NAS and is rubbing his knees.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 24, 2022

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Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

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