duece n ditch

When you take a shit and leave it in the bowl without flushing.

No wonder it stinks in here, someone did a duece n ditch

by cracka wacka March 16, 2011

Ditch Charlen dagen

The tradition where every Wednesday you and you friend ditch a girl named charlen after cooking class

Charlen wasn’t happy about ditch Charlen dagen

by Cabomar November 22, 2021

Mud In Her Ditch

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.

"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."

by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013

Ding-bong-ditch

Similar to the ding-dong-ditch, but much more risky. Participants take a bong rip on their target's doorstep before ringing the doorbell and fleeing. Unfortunate (or fortunate) targets open their doors to a thick cloud of the ganja smoke.

"I'll only smoke you out if you ding-bong-ditch that house."

"You've gotta ding-bong-ditch someone if you wanna be in the choom gang." -Barack Obama

by theyungrasta September 7, 2013

ditch drama december

the whole month of december u have to ditch drama or ur a pussy

don’t start drama with me it’s ditch drama december

by tiktoker01 November 10, 2019

senior ditch day

A day chosen by a high school senior class for the entire class to skip school. Typically falling on the Monday after winter break

are you happy about senior ditch day. winter breaks even a day longer

by senior ditch day January 6, 2019

ding dong ditch

1. A group of fuckery teens rings someones doorbell for shits and giggles and then runs away in hopes of giggles, adrenaline, and entertainment.
2. When you realize the person you've been having sex with lately is a fuckwit, fuckboy, fuck tard or any/all of the above, therefore you determine to abort the mission of having sex with them in the future.

At all stages in life one must consider playing ding dong ditch.

by PineappleJuice March 20, 2015