dipshit

A dipshit. A person who puts their finger in their own shit and then licks it off.

The driver in front of me is a dipshit as he has decided to make a big production out of turning right.

by billsthatillmillstil December 8, 2009

Dipsticking

While sitting on a toilet, a man with a large penis may accidentally check the fluid level of the toilet bowl. Especially undesirable when using public restrooms that are extremely nasty.

I think I got herpes from that can at the truck stop... I couldn't keep my wick from dipsticking.

by Kalepsis October 13, 2007

dipshit-diddlyshit

A lot of pussyfooting damned nonsense. I heard this dyadic expression once only from an exasperated Lesbian at a business meeting of the Gay Activists' Alliance at the Firehouse on Wooster St. in NYC in December 1972 or January 1973.

I'm tired of this dipshit-diddlyshit argument.

by Ofanoan July 18, 2010

Dipson

Them’s fightin’ words

“You’re such a Dipson!”

by Jacksnthebocks March 26, 2020

dipshit sherlock

One who is not very bright.

Kid1: Watcha got there, ice cream?
Kid2:No shit sherlock!

by NateK July 29, 2005

dipsy-doodles

diarrhea, extremely loose stool. This term could also be used to describe food poisoning symptoms.

Last night's shellfish kept me up all night with a terrible case of the dipsy-doodles.

by kdonk March 18, 2010

Dipstick

One who has the intelligence of an oil dipstick in a car. Usually the oil is dirty and "not too bright" much like the person being described here.

I see that the sun doesn't shine on your field you dipstick!

by Buck May 9, 2003