Jar Diesel

Jar Diesel is a Hispanic male in his early 40s from Fresno California. With his stunningly Savage pipe he can bang b****** as he pleases, and layeth the smack down on that ass..
B****** of white, asian, and Hispanic races best beware because when the Jar Diesel is loose whiplash is sure to happen.. the jar diesel is also known for jackknifing all these two bit sack chasing hoes and giving them neck problems for the rest of their lives...
..... The Jar Diesel is known for giving women what is called a vaginus...
A vaginas is when the Jar Diesel enters the vagina or anus, and solidifies the two as one orifice.. hence the name vaginas...

That mother f***** Jar Diesel done f***** my b**** again and left her p**** all f****** tore up!!

by jarzilla4187 April 24, 2021

Vin diesel

Some guy that would choose family over anything

Vin diesel: God might be strong but not as strong as family

by Some1 @ the internet July 17, 2021

diesel queef

The shart after u rip anal beads out of her ass.

Last night me and a friend were playing anal tug of war and when he eventually pulled the beads out I had a diesel queef all over him

by Cumfuckle September 22, 2022

fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.

In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Diesel

kyle

Don’t you wanna fuck with a diesel nigga

by anonymous November 21, 2021

diesel

dee-zuh l, -suh l Noun
Slang terminology for Budweiser beer. Never refers to Bud Light, only Budweiser.

Cool guy: Bro I drank 2 cases of diesel in the past 6 hours.
Other cool guy: You're a goddamn diesel generator man, share the wealth you fukken legend

by alcoholicman December 31, 2019

Diesel Dragon

When a diesel engine is rollin' coal and simultaneously spits fire and sparks as well as smoke.

"Dude,I thought that I had killed my truck when it started pulling a Diesel Dragon last night. There was fire and smoke shootin' everywhere."

by MaxP23 June 6, 2018