online dating

a bad idea

earthling 1: i like online dating
earthling 2: thats a bad idea

by kyra_sussybaka June 4, 2022

Facebook Carbon Dating

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.

She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.

by GQDK December 4, 2014

online carbon dating

Googling the person you have just met to try to find their age.

"Ok", she began, "so he like, asked me out, but I mean, when I like, asked if he was like, into "Cheer" he dropped Ted Danson, Kirstie Alley and, like, Shelley Long and I mean like, whose great-grandparents are they??? So I gotta do some online carbon dating first."

by Monkey's Dad October 26, 2020

Casual Dating

Casual Dating is a loose way of dating. Being able to say Boyfriend Girlfriend yet be able to have sex with as many people as you want.

Tammy - "I want to get back together"
Chris - "I think we should just try Casual Dating."
Tammy - "YOU PIG!!!"

by HCR October 16, 2005

pre-dating

Pre-dating is when someone who is in a relationship that they anticipate will end shortly begins meeting up with other people of romantic interest on date-like encounters.

This is usually done in order to gauge levels of mutual attraction and put out feelers of interest before breaking off the existing relationship in order to hasten the transition from being in a couple to dating new people.

Pre-dating can be distinguished from traditional infidelity because it involves identifying areas of romantic tension to follow-up on in the future rather than engaging in a physical or emotional affair in the present. The practice involves deceiving a person's existing partner, however, and many people see it as nothing but straight-forward cheating.

Since me and my girlfriend are probably breaking up when she moves overseas next month, I thought I'd do a bit of pre-dating and see what else is out there.

by K.C.R March 28, 2011

compensated dating

A means by which (usually asian country) school teens make quick money for personal items, as cell phones, designer clothing, etc, but still function in a traditional family/school role.

My girlfriend wants me to get into the compensated dating role with cougars, but, no fricking way.

by Guido1 October 18, 2009

Daxing

Pulling down ones pants

I'm daxing franky after gym today

by lilmisssunshine55 November 20, 2013