Beaded Curtains

Multiple piercings on the female genitals, specifically on the Labia Minora (aka the "Beef Curtains").

Dude, that chick I picked up at the club last night had so many piercings, her beef curtains looked like beaded curtains.

by MaxDamage78 July 1, 2011

Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva are large and dangly and meatloaf-like.

Dang that's a gross meatloaf curtain!

by Brandon Desmarais February 28, 2009

Curtain Rod

A tampon, the cardboard applicator, the rag, etc.

I was going down on this chick and when I pulled open her beefy meat curtains, I noticed she still had a curtain rod in.

by Cunt Whistle McGreggor September 9, 2003

tortilla curtain

1) A really shitty book

2) A highly sexual survival technique used to conserve heat in the most desperate situations, (or just for fun). The act of putting your head between a girls butt-cheeks, and forcing her to fart to warm up however much of your face you can fit in there.

Dude, yesterday it was so cold out we pulled a tortilla curtain, but i only got nose-deep

by somekidwithdiabetes21 January 26, 2011

lace curtains

lace curtains are the loose foreskin of an uncircumcised guy.

I like to stick my tongue in the lace curtains of uncut guys to see if I can taste their duck-butter!

by USAF Cadet August 14, 2021

Roastbeef Curtains

Ex 1. When a girls pussy is so loose that it looks its throwing up, and there extra meat hanging out.

Ex.2 A certain Summer Set re-rack in beer pong you can only get when you have 5 cups, the vagina with a little extra or a diamond with one at the top aka roast beef curtains.

Ex 1. "You know that girl Dubbe, I heard she got a case of Roastbeef curtains"

Ex.2 "Let me get Roastbeef curtains" (While doing a Floppy hand waving with motorboatin your lip)

by Trizzle Tizzle October 13, 2009

Beef Curtains

See Piss Fenders

by N. Culv September 8, 2003