Thunder cunted

Thunder Cunting is the act of throwing an object as hard as possible at someone or something in particular

Friend: Mark go long!
*The foot ball the friend throws ends up flying past Mark and hitting an elderly woman in the head at a tremendous force*
Mark: Holy Crap! You thunder cunted that foot ball at that poor woman!

by Sanpelltello April 8, 2024

The cunterfly effect

When an ill-informed cunt flaps his/her gums, they can start a riot anywhere in the world.

Nigel Farage spreading disinformation was one of the main causes of the U.K. riots in 2024. A prime example of the cunterfly effect.

by DopeyStats August 8, 2024

Crème Cûntée

When the vaginal juices form a firm hardened crust which you must penetrate to get to the creamy center beneath.

Chastity made this Valentines day truly memorable preparing a Crème Cûntée for her date.

by Jakabok February 16, 2025

Over cunted

When you pull over on a tight road to let the on coming car through and some cunt over takes you from behind and zooms through.

While driving in Brunswick I gave way to an oncoming old lady driver onto Over Cunted by some one behind who proceeded to over take me and zoom through. What a cunt.

by Fitzopoulos March 12, 2026

Caudal and Cantle

A term commonly used when a male human has attempted to mate with a horse, but said horse has decided to bolt for freedom while unfortunately tangling itself to the spurs of the ‘horse riders’ boots resulting in them being pulled along the ground, covered in hay, excrement and an erection the size of a snake.

Have you seen John since the Caudal and Cantle? I don’t think he’ll be getting that veterinarian of the year award after all.

I was into Caudal and Cantle before TikTok made it mainstream

Caudal and Cantle is not something your father talks about at the Actuaries Annual Gala darling!

by CrudePierre November 3, 2021

Big Game Cunter

A cunt hunting thrill seeker that is only interested in the pursuit of high value exotic, rare and dangerous cunts. This hunter does not concern themselves with lower valued game. This hunter is solely driven by conquering the most unattainable cunts that lower level hunters lack the necessary skill set in order to win.

On the weekends I don’t chase basic bottom bitches I’m a big game cunter

by Fellatai’ May 26, 2024

coot ah cunte

A better and nicer way to call someone a cunt

Man today my teacher was being a coot ah cunte

by cuntlord2378 June 2, 2024