Cumpadre

Someone who you have carnal relations with. Anyone who you fuck/sleep with but is not your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Kovac: "I couldn't get ahold of you last night dawg."
Compto: "I was with Rebeca last night. She's my cumpadre."

by Phill Latio May 8, 2008

Cummy Poo

It is when you stop your cummies from coming out then you let the cummies dry in your dick, later when it drys up then you push em out to make cummy poo. (Like those mini straws that contain gummy candy in them and you push it out.)

Oh no Karen!!! I did cummy poo again now we can not have sex... but you can swallow my cummy poo when it is ready.

by Itsserjuuu(ElCoochieMaster) November 13, 2019

Cumpiss

When a person with a cock has blue balls and needs to piss, but instead of piss; it’s cum!

Person: *Cumpiss cutely*

by TheLetter27 November 15, 2022

cumby-ized

to have one's anus violated

Man, my boss cumby-ized me for calling in sick yesterday.

by Tom Funkenberry July 30, 2008

cumpee

Also the term used for when a male or female releases urine and has the strong urge of almost reaching orgasm, often caused by drugs that heighten stimulation and sensitivity or euphoria.

Example 1:
Aaron: Man oh man, this legal alternative to weed is surprisingly strong, i think i like it even more.
David: Oi. Aaron. Tell me about it. I'm wasted.
Paul: Far out guys this stuff is strong, I just went and had the most amazing cumpee under the deck a minute ago.

Example 2:
David: Man that wee felt good!
Aaron: Did you have a cumpee?
David: Aaron, I think I just might have.

by ananonymousbladder February 3, 2009

Cump

a cuck and a simp

"Dude, (insert name) is such a fuckin' cump bro."

by Smonk1 February 3, 2020

Campy-cute

When a girl/woman is camping and she is not wearing any or little make-up, without a shower for a couple of days, sporting pig tails, a hat, along with other camping attire but still pulling off the cute card...she is campy-cute. Campy-cute girls are low maintenance, and look glamorous in nature.

Girl #1 : I'm looking a little rough (after checking herself out in the vanity mirror in the car).

Girl #2 : Ummmm no, you look all campy-cute with your pony tails and smelling like the camp fire.

by Haloakajb March 9, 2010