crunchy

a person who is very funny

ur not crunchy or ur so crunchy

by icanloveyou1 October 26, 2022

Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021

crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights

British name for chips

"Oi, you call these 'chips' instead of crispity crunchy munchie cracker jack snacker nibbler snap crack and pop westpool chestershire shire queen's lovely jubbly delights? That's a rather bit cringe innit bruv."

by AMERICA RAHHHH December 11, 2023

crunchy fireball

The act of fornication with genital herpes

Had some crunchy fireball with your mom last night and cried after

by The fireguy April 21, 2018

Crunchy Quality

Bad quality in video or picture. The quality is quite pixelated and the audio is awful too.

Friend 1: Bro look at this video
Friend 2: bruh I cant see or hear a think the quality is too crunchy.
Friend 1: …what?
Friend 2: This is crunchy quality dude.

by CramptyZ May 31, 2022

Crunchy

Immediate shame and embarrassment experienced after severely criticizing someone and then immediately realizing you’re wrong.

Madison yelled at Travis in front of everyone for tracking mud on the floors, then saw it was actually from HER shoes. She felt SO crunchy!

by Exceladora November 28, 2021

crunchies

Slang:

Methamphetamine. A slang reference for the fact that users have to crush it up and it crunches as it is crushed.

Example 1:
I know what happened to Tony. His parents kicked him out of their house when they found a satchel of crunchies in his bedroom.

Example 2:
Hey, hook me up with some crunchies.

Example 3:
I don't want snow. I want crunchies!

Example 4:
When Mike got pulled over the cops searched his car and found an eight ball of crunchies in the car. His ass is going to be in jail for a while for sure.

by Fractious1 November 30, 2017