cowboy vision

a condition affecting people in western rural areas or prehaps western schools like the university of wyoming. It results in the lack of any decent looking women so the men adjust their expecations to match the situation. Women ugly in california would be treated as goddeses in these areas.

John: Man jason thinks every girl in the state of flordia is hot.
Will: Its not his fault, he devoloped cowboy vision to cope with the women in wyoming/idaho.
John: Is there anyway to help him?
Will: No, after prolonged exposure to that situation cowboy vision is incurable.

by jack847 October 2, 2011

Cowboy Butter

The slick amalgam of oil and sweat in the male groin creases. Often shares the same ripe, odiferous qualities of ball stank.

I gave home some dome for a few minutes but the cowboy butter was so repugnant I had to stop.

I scratched the persistent itch only to unleash the ripe smell of cowboy butter onto my fingers.

No shower for a week truly results in some top shelf cowboy butter.

by Dick Onchin February 23, 2023

English Cowboy

Eating a bacon sandwich , smoking a cigarette and drinking a can of stella whilst riding your fella

Wow, last night I rode that mofo like an English Cowboy

by Conmack26 March 9, 2023

Cornbread cowboi

A small town country feller down on his luck who seeks fun in local bars and loves to take big dumps at gas stations.

Man that volunteer firefighter loves to party and listen to old country music. Must be a cornbread cowboi

by Uncle Otis April 7, 2023

Cowboy carl

When you shit in between 2 fat rolls fold, it over tight and process to have sex with it while yelling squeal piggie.

Bro, I gave this gurl a cowboy carl last night.... she was not impressed.

by Ol boii November 28, 2020

Cowboy advice

1. Be rootin
2. Be tootin
3. By god be shootin

4. And most of all be kind

I just gave you some COWBOY ADVICE

by RulerOfTime March 14, 2021

cowboy poetry

Happy hour at a western bar or saloon that old cowboys frequent, to tell stories to everyone and no one.

My afternoon is going to be so much better if ole Rockne is down at Slopeside’s Cowboy Poetry drinking a bourbon!

by HelloBrisket April 27, 2021