Corona el Fuego

When someone tries to light a cigarette, but since their hair has so many oils in the hairspray they use, their hair sets on fire.

Strictly translates to "Crown of Fire".

A: Damn, I need to take a smoke break real quick.
B: NO WAIT YOUR HAIRSPRAY-
A: What about it? *as they light the cigarette*
A's hair sets on fire
A: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCK
B: Take off the Corona el Fuego, dude, before it's too late!!
A: WELL DON'T JUST STAND THERE LOOKIN STUPID, DO SOMETHING!

by PyroKyro April 30, 2024

Corona fucking

When two people want to fuck but they have the corona virus but they say screw it and fuck anyways.

Why the hell are they Corona fucking

by Whfbskdiwfndna March 24, 2020

Corona Ed

Corona Ed is a guy who's got a heart of gold but gets treated like shit by females , he's always told it's not his fault. He gets the"it's not you, it's me" Everytime a girl cheats and leaves him. he's the life of the party, his signature move is sliding down stairs with a frozen burrito in his mouth while intoxicated. He a best friend every guy wants to have. Awesome Wingman. Always takes one for the team.

That Travis is a Real Corona Ed, did you see him slide down the stairs with that burrito in his mouth?

by Corona ed July 07, 2022

corona hustle

Corona Hustle is when the governments decide to shut down the whole planet and damage the economy putting people out of jobs and introducing a vaccine for the benefit of the few.

This is just a corona hustle, it isn't real

by dont think, feel April 21, 2020

Corona hairdo

What has become the new norm for women with fake ass hair

Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.

by Butter Mike May 06, 2020

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 21, 2020

Corona distance yoself

You better corona distance yoself before I slap that shit out of you for your snarky comment. To tell someone to back the fuck up out of your space real quick like.

You stole my girl, you better corona distance yoself before you get the shit knocked out of you

by TherealZB May 28, 2020