COMPESATION FEE

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by bff February 20, 2005

comprendez

What? French word? My balls!
This expression is taken from Spanish, is the third person singular present tense of the verb "comprender".
It's used mostly in questions, meaning "do you understand?", "get it?"

-Spanish is the second language most spoken in the US, and Gringos are stupids when it comes to learn another language, "comprendez"?

by Holden Caulfield May 13, 2005

Comphet

The assumption, described by some feminist and queer academics that heterosexuality is socially compulsorary.

1st year cultural studies student: OMG I didn't realise comphet was compulsory. Do I have to repeat the whole year.

by Orrissar March 4, 2022

Compress

Compress (verb):

To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.

When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...

Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!

by Rockod'abel July 20, 2016

Compressed Beef

Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.

Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.

The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.

'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'

(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)

by uglylittlespud March 5, 2012

COMPERFECT

the word that fits someone or something so well that it must be discribed by the combination of the words perfect and complete

elizabeth is comperfect!!

or

That puzzle peice fits comperfectly in that spot.

by szablya November 20, 2006

Competitive Melee

Someone Spamming Shine,Rest or Knee for 8 minutes on battlefield

Guy 1:That Was Soooo Cheap!
Guy 2: what did I do? You said competitive melee
Guy 1:For God's sake....

by Kerbehmain2002 September 10, 2018