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Cloud Competition

An event where virgin vapers congregate to blow huge clouds and discuss their virginity with like-minded people.
I went to a Cloud Competition this weekend. I took 3rd Place in the Trick category, but everyone who attended got 1st Place in the Never Getting Laid category.
by Tactical Jackass June 4, 2018
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not competitive

1; A operation that most service advisors aren’t smart enough to realize aren’t included operations.

2; a phrase used by adjusters who are both too afraid of their bosses to contest them and too uneducated to know how to combat fraudulent claims.
This adjuster actually just told me that a post scan is “not competitive”. Guess we must be one of them “only shop”’s.
by Woodybase June 11, 2019
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Uber competitive

The uber competitive girl thought everything in life was about winning/dominating.
by The Original Agahnim July 27, 2021
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Harsh(Compelled)

Wish to have alot of brand new chicks,
Tryna be a savage to give no shits,
Always wanna get these pussies lit,
In reality , my character doesn't really get fit,
Why they still think I'm a fucking kid,
Don't they realise I'm the new Brad Pitt,
But by time I have realised it,
That Im Harsh, I cannot have big _.
by H I TT E R November 23, 2021
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The Compensator

A person with something bigger than necessary to compensate for their micro penis.
Person 1: Did you see that guy flying by in his boat?
Person 2: Yeah, that's what we call the compensator
by ginormoarantouspenis March 26, 2022
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micturition competition

A nice, clever, and quite suitable-for-work way of saying pissing contest. Perfect for business meetings that degenerate into pointless arguments.
"Wow, Rod and Paul sure turned that discussion into a micturition competition."
"Gentleman, let's take a moment before this obvious micturition competition goes any further."
"If I'd known this meeting was going to turn into a micturition competition I'd have worn old shoes."
by BandageMan September 8, 2022
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Spacking Competition

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.

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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream

Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023
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