When one receives a blumpkin while upperdeckingsomeone's toilet.
If one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile "Commodore." If said act occurs while performing another descriptive sexual act, ie. Abe Lincoln, etc., the Commodore may petition The "Council of the Commodore" to receive a higher status.
The Council:
Turd Ferguson, chair
Robert Goulet
Wolf
Rev. Bill Shatner III, esq. (no homo)
Slick Willy
If one achieves this magnificent accomplishment, he is anointed the tile "Commodore." If said act occurs while performing another descriptive sexual act, ie. Abe Lincoln, etc., the Commodore may petition The "Council of the Commodore" to receive a higher status.
The Council:
Turd Ferguson, chair
Robert Goulet
Wolf
Rev. Bill Shatner III, esq. (no homo)
Slick Willy
Dude, I totally pulled a Washington Commodore at that WISH reception. I am going to petition the prestigious council, to receive my rank.
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(n.) A factor that appears the same in different situations. Derived from mathematics where the numerator is divded by the lowest common denominator in fraction questions where it must be discovered which fraction is bigger by making the denominator the same.
Your face is the common denominator in three robberies at your place of work, which implies you have a connection to these robberies, although we could be wrong.
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Get the commodity mug.Knowledge that is "sensed" to be true by everyone, but results in most believing the world is flat. Tends to be an overused excuse by pseudo-intellectuals to prove their own vapid points.
John: "I can't belive Kelly failed her test. She studied and everything..."
Tommy: "But she's blonde. Everyone knows blondes are ridiculously stupid. It's just common sense."
John: "What?"
Tommy: "But she's blonde. Everyone knows blondes are ridiculously stupid. It's just common sense."
John: "What?"
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This is an explanation of quantum mechanics that common folk can understand.
The houses in this part of town are gorgeous, but not something common folk can afford.
The very rich have someone representing their interests, and also the very poor, but no one is speaking for us common folk.
The houses in this part of town are gorgeous, but not something common folk can afford.
The very rich have someone representing their interests, and also the very poor, but no one is speaking for us common folk.
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used as an adj. refers to the rules listed on the site, "perfects x 2 + greats + okays"
used as an adj. refers to the rules listed on the site, "perfects x 2 + greats + okays"
"The last DDR tourney at Otakon was 10K Commotion-style. Easier than calculating percentages for everybody on every song."
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