The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.
I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.
by joecoolthefool September 20, 2015
Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.
Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.
by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015
by jessicaisagod May 5, 2016
Much like impotence for men, a crotch coma is a period of time when your lady parts cannot physically perform despite any emotional urge to get busy
I'm super attracted to him but no matter how good the foreplay is, I'm in crotch coma and cannot respond sexually.
by 518cargirl May 10, 2021
by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023
When taken as properly prescribed, the medication Soma will put one in a various stages of muscle and deep tendon relaxation.
He was thankfully in a soma coma.
by Rosegoldqueen1 July 13, 2018
by Dieseldanman April 20, 2022