cock coconuts

Slang for testicles, which produce semen that resembles coconut milk in look and texture.

I was stranded on a deserted island with 3 hot chicks, and they had to survive on the milk from my cock coconuts.

by Spermzorr February 7, 2007

Strawberry Coconut Smoothie

When a male masturbates to much to the point where either a blood vessel pops or some vein in the testicles over inflamed and so then when the male ejaculates his cum is mixed with blood. When this happens there is but no to little pain in the scrotum.

I've been jerking off for two years straight and almost everynight and one night I had a Strwberry Coconut Smoothie... Or I jerked off six times in one day and I cumed a Strawberry Coconut Smoothie.

by Jackinbaby June 15, 2011

coconuts

Store where music, movies, and games can be bought

The stupid customers that come to Coconuts should be shot in the face.

by kam February 28, 2004

Coconut juice

A man's semen shot at high velocity toward anothers face and or torso.

My Coconut Juice shoots straight for the grill!

by MBC March 28, 2003

fat moded coconut

See Javier Meija, a confused Mexican obessed with white women and their culture. Insists upon showing the natural world is 2 inch brown cock and talking about his merc.

"Hey, next week that fat moded coconut is getting married"

by Herbie Vershcmels November 11, 2004

monkey fucking a coconut

Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor

He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.

by Hodad Bonedaddy August 3, 2006

coconut cream pie

an insane amount of rough,sexual intercourse resulting in rock hard nipples. the male of the pair is about to cum, he rubs the females nipples ( the nipples are located on the boobs or the "coconuts") and then cumming all over her vagina and bush.

girl- "oh god yes!!!!! oh god! yes! yes! yes! harder! faster! harder!"
guy- "i am cumming!"
girl- "rub my fucking nipples!!! give me a, yes! a coconut cream pie!!!!!! FUCK YES!"
guy- rubs the shit out of her nipples extremley hard and cums all over her vagina and bush. "yeah!"
girl- " FUCK YES!! HOLLY SHIT!!!"

by yourvag April 26, 2011