cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010

Celtic Pony

A man of Celtic or Irish decent (usually a ginger) who wishes to be an Italian Stallion without meeting the requirements for such a title.

No, you're not an italian stallion! you're more of a, a celtic pony!

by Lalalaquitia April 18, 2010

Celtos

A wonderful name, usualy someone who is a Hard worker, Dedicated, and Loyal. One who takes what life give them and pushes through. They care for those around them and are often known to be healers.

1: How are you still alive?
2: Celtos! She took care of me when I was low.
1: Wow, she is awsome isn't she.

by Mageulook July 8, 2010

cleptemily

a person who enjoys taking electronics during class and/or when you are not looking

woah what a cleptemily she just stole my ipod !

by victim12345789 January 5, 2011

Celtic Smoking

One not doing what one should be doing

1. Yesterday I was Celtic Smoking instead of doing my work and I got detention!

2. Hey Carl! Stop Celtic Smoking and get your head in the game!

by pownism April 21, 2011

Cleftable

It means that you're really cute but you love the other person less

My girlfriend is really cleftable

by Thatoneone December 10, 2011

Clemtag

A Clemtag is a piece of juicy smeg that forms when a fat dick is rubbing the sides of a tight vagina, it's white in colour and smells of fishy cheese.

Me: Fuck man I was banging this hoe the other night
Pal: Really good fuck?
Me: Yeah my cock was so tight in her pussy I looked down and it was covered in Clemtag.
Pal: Shit you must have a big member to make that bitch clem up.
Me: Yeah I made the bitch lick the Clemtag off my phat rock.
Pal: Yum.

by MachomanRandyBugger July 13, 2011