Me: Wait, what? You have something on your beard! Oh, who has done you the santa claus?
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
John: Oh, no, it's just a little of mayonnaise. What is to do the santa claus?
Me: Come on . You know what is that. You even have on your hair
by Vincent Van Curacao May 03, 2017
A clause which has been embedded into a sentence. Is a 5 star rated sentence technique and highly recommended by all nerds. Whilst hard to master the art, an embedded clause offers great potential and success for those who use it.
Tom decided to include an embedded clause in his english exam, which failed miserably, and he continued to cry in his sleep
by Xavvvvvvvvvy squadddd November 12, 2020
sara killed santa and she is gangster as fuck she stole all the presents and has the elf’s as slaves.
by sara Claus November 13, 2020
A Christmas-themed pegging. Dirty Mrs Claus is when she gets the opportunity to go up Santa’s chimney to simultaneously celebrate the season and take down the patriarchy all year.
This Christmas, I am hoping my husband will accept a Dirty Mrs Claus to help me relieve some stress from this Christmas.
by JMNS December 23, 2023
I used the eleastic clause method to hide my morning wood from my sister
Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood
Dave better use the elastic clause before mom sees his wood
by BigolebigD November 27, 2018
A clause by which the standard of borrowing includes a requirement of monetary reinbursement; a permission to alter or change the content of exchange in an agreement of borrowing, allowing a fee to be charged as an obligation. Misuse of this clause can result in the diminishing of rights to obtain reimbursment and is considered "lame" or inappropriate.
Since I let you borrow my word, you have to pay me $10 everytime you use it, it says so in the IMANI Clause
by D Major October 11, 2010
The act of dressing up like Santa clause then proceeding to sneak in child’s room then proceeding to fit as many cookies in the innocent child’s rectum and then release a couple dozen micro ass-eating elves that transfers aids.Ms. Clause then proceeds to queef on the child’s face giving them a severe case of pink eye. Then Rudolph bites Santa’s crusted pubes and super glues them on the child’s lips giving them a pube-Stache. As Santa leaves he opens his asshole and grabs a shit and pulls it out and graffitis the entire home.
by Soggytoe743 March 03, 2024