Chuck Norris's dick is big that it has its own dick. And Chuck Norris's dick is bigger than your dick.
by chucknorrisisprettycool June 24, 2011
Obviously the answer is simple he would chuck all of it! And in response to the guy who asked how much wood could chuck Norris Chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck wood that's ridiculous!! Because all of the blood currently on Earth has already been checked by Chuck Norris before chuck chucked wood. Dumbass.
by MY NAME IS JEFF April 27, 2015
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Urban Dictionary won't search for Chuck Norris because it know that you don't find him; he finds you. Run before he finds you.
by Anonymous December 18, 2014
when a man farts into a large bowl of cereal and then puts his dick into it, slowely so that the bowl slowely overflows then he punches a bitch in the face and makes her eat his concocktion. This can result in dominance of anyone in range
by the money maker is in my pants May 30, 2010
Some guy that is not the god that some imbeciles that are most likely teenage boys make him out to be.
Curtis: Apparently Brock is being portrayed as this god that he never was and never will be just because his friends at school spew that trash everyday when they have the chance.
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly
Vivian: It is absolutely ridiculous as there is not a single person that can do no wrong, nor will there ever be.
Curtis: Reminds me of the stupid claims from Chuck Norris supporters.
Vivian: Exactly
by PhoenixGamer34 September 01, 2021
chuck norris is unbelivebel
by roro1602 January 02, 2017