Chub-woofer

(Noun) A half-erect dog’s penis. There is a reasonable consistency to it. This can compare to the human penis after ejacualtion when the penis is still semi-hard but can occur on the dog both before and after full erection.

“Where is Jack at?”

“He is out back trying to work out his pet’s chub-woofer.”
“Oh, ok. I know how tough those can be.”

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc June 9, 2018

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Chub

An endearing term used to refer to the fungi which contains the psychedelic compound of psilocybin. Chub is more commonly known as 'shrooms'.

This term can be used as a noun, verb and less frequently as an adjective.

Evidence suggests that the ancient pagan and early christian societies of Ireland used Chub at spiritual ceremonies and communal celebrations. Chub continues to be used to this day by many people living on the island of Ireland for its psychoactive properties.

Noun ---The beautiful rolling hills of Clare are speckled with Chub from September to November.
Verb --- Once the group had set up camp they prepared some Chub Lemon shots and chubbed till the sun came up.
Adjective -- A wonderful way to enjoy Chub is to let it soak in lemon juice for between 10 and 30 minutes to break down the mushroom, producing a more intense trip which hits faster but doesn't last as long. This is known as a 'Chub Lemon'

by theclaredruidsociety October 12, 2020

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hug and chub

A hug that goes longer than expected.

I gave the lady in billing a hug and chub when I found out her dog passed away.

by Jiggs2 September 28, 2017

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chub flirt

an overweight, usually elderly man out of his prime that will attempt to be cute or flirtatious.

The term "chub flirt" is a 250 lbs. +, u-turn hair line, wears a clip on tie with a short-sleeved dress shirt; thick bi-focal glasses and a thick 70's throw-back moustache.

"That man is such a chub flirt..."

by rosso the crimson September 22, 2008

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