chap's dick

1. one of your friends who steal's your girlfriend, make's out with her, and proceeds to have sex with her.

2. the friend of yours who is a jerk and might be secretly gay.

"Dude, I'm sorry I stole your girl. I was a real chap's dick."

"Man, you look hot tonight. Let's get out of here, this place sucks."
"Geez dude, are you gay or something? Don't be a chap's dick."

by thepunpolice135 January 24, 2010

heaton chapel

These are the hardest ends in the universe, the most dangerous of the four heatons and is where the hardest lads come from the strike terror into the hearts of ‘murder moor’ or as it’s more commonly know, minor moor. Only the hardest yutes come from chapel and the king in the north Callum’s himself said so

Heaton chapel are the hardest ends in the universe

by The moor murders November 1, 2018

black and white chap

A badger (Meles meles). Often used in cirlces where the word "Badger" carries superstition, in much the same way that thespians use the term "the scottish play" instead of macbeth.

see also Alan Shearer and queer fella

"it is very seldom that a black and white chap follows the Green Cross Code"

by danno May 28, 2004

chapa

a generally overbearing friend who just won't leave you alone. even though you've tried very hard to get them to go by verbal and/or physical abuse.
see synonyms at "goosegog"

quick! make a distraction so we can get away from that chapa!

by tra la la February 25, 2004

Chape

Verb: To chew tobacco and use a Vape at the same time.

Hey man you look like you're about to throw up.

Yea I got a mad nicotine buzz. I chaped while walking to the bus.

by ChaosChase April 14, 2015

Chap

A douche bag from Fox Chapel.

Look at that ass-tastic Chap!

by Ratasstic June 22, 2011

dave chapelle

funny show. Sucks at standup. Enjoys entertaining his audience for 57 minutes with the sole sentance "naw naw, im serious."

Dave chapelle has a friggen hilarious show. His standup, however, could use some work.

by shooter August 29, 2005