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Chinese Mingle

To Chinese Mingle is to aggressively haggle to a point where you walk away thinking you’ve been given a great deal, but in reality, you have been swindled.
Aww shit Donkey, I’ve been Chinese mingled.
by Tim Selleck April 22, 2022
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Chinese Goosepecker

The act of thumping, with the thumb and middle finger, an adult male in the testicles. (derives from the term goose (to poke with a finger in the butt, and pecker (referencing the area of anatomy being struck))
Man, did you see those guys give there buddy a Chinese goosepecker? His nuts are going to bruised and swollen.
by Thumperton April 25, 2011
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chinese dick

A type of dick that some hot girls don't try. However, for the few hot girls that try it, it is an experience they will never forget. After they get some Chinese dick on the bed, they never go back to black or white dick again.
After Kristen sucked Kailzo's Chinese dick, she rejected all black and white men and lusted after ONLY Chinese dick.
by lilzor June 28, 2016
mugGet the chinese dickmug.

Chinese Aftermath

When you eat a lot of chinese food. And you are later on wishing you had an ice cube for you but hole, because you're shitting out a buick.
my ass hurts, i had some serious chinese aftermath
by beer:) June 24, 2010
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chinese canoli

When two guys each put their dicks into a chinese finger trap and plant their seeds.
My little borther got chinese finger traps at his birthday party so me and steve took them and made some chinese canolis
by Tim2182 December 11, 2007
mugGet the chinese canolimug.

chinese eyes

what happens to your eyes after smoking way too much marijuana, they get very droppy, narrow, and you can barely hold them open
damn, this dro is giving me chinese eyes, I can barely hold them open
by T ROCK January 4, 2005
mugGet the chinese eyesmug.

chinese caligraphy

beautiful chinese art of writings or charcters that is now copied by the Japanese
chinese caligraphy is so cool
by britis April 3, 2005
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