Chicken Time Bomb

Consist of placing a piece of raw chicken and buttermilk in a mason jar or an empty baby food jar. Make sure to close it up tight. Used as revenge and placed in the targets home, car or office. After a few days the concoction will ferment, break the jar and emit the most foul smell one can imagine. Best if used after one breaks up with a significant other or gets fired from a job.
Uncooked Shrimp can be substituted for chicken in which it becomes a Shrimp Time Bomb or both can be combined for maximum stench.

C-Dawg: He Lil' Dude, why haven't you been at work?

Lil' Dude: Man they fired me, said I was on UrbanDictionary.com too much.

C-Dawg: That sucks!

Lil' Dude: Don't worry, I'll get my revenge, I left a Chicken Time Bomb in the breakroom.

by ABiggs November 9, 2006

pecker checker

A U.S. Army medic or hospital personnel assigned to inspect soldierss' genitals for signs of sexually transmitted diseases, a process otherwise known as a short arm inspection.

After the actor Robert Mitchum was drafted into the Army in 1945, he spent his year in the service as a pecker checker at a Tarzana induction center.

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Chicken Faggot

An uncommonly used slur against accusers, used when flustered or confused by a situation. This is the mother of all swearwords, the most offensive literary barb known to man. Were your mother to discover you had used it, you would be in some serious trouble.

"the hell is a chicken faggot?"

by Combatwordsmith December 1, 2009

chicken strip

the unscathed part of a tire on a sport bike (motorcycle). when you lean over in a turn, the tires get scuffed up. if you part of your tires are clean, then it means your too much of a chicken to lean over in turns. also see pussy strip

I still have chicken strips becuase my tires are brand new and i havn't ridden much this week.

by chr|s sedition June 8, 2005

chicken bake

The tastiest way to have a heart attack.

A chicken bake, found in the vast majority of Costco food courts, is basically a sort of baguette stuffed with chicken, bacon bits, and a kind of mayonnaise-y sauce. It is topped with cheese and baked.

With more than 50 grams of fat (80% DV), 1961 mg sodium (82% DV), and 1007 calories, Costco's chicken bake is a delicious death sentence.

by ILoveCostco November 27, 2011

Kentucky Fucking Chicken

Some food that someone doesn't like.

"Hi, Gabby, let's go to eat something at the Key eF Cee."
"Sorry, Claude, I never eat Kentucky Fucking Chicken!

by Gaboantsa November 16, 2011

Chicken Weasel

1. A cross between a chicken and a weasel, also known as a cheasel or a wicken.
2. A random exclamation.
3. A come-back for random people.

1. Dude, is that a chicken weasel?!?!?
2. CHICKEN WEASEL!!
3. Girl 1: What are you talking about?
Girl 2: Chicken weasel!

by BeffyG December 16, 2008