by Thatnastyguy February 19, 2021

by bbbunz June 19, 2023

See "Chef Fuckboy-rdee" for a masculine forward term. Clumsy, untrained and learning on fly, a Chef Hot Messica is an adult, typically in their late 20's and 30's, navigating the world of cuisine on her own. UberEats? in THIS economy?! Oh no, this partially domesticated Goddess uses a chaotic charm and limited patience to make a reasonably edible dish that will keep her alive. Self-taught, zero chill, too many cooking appliances she will never use and 100% MAXIMUM EFFORT.
"After setting the alarm off for the third time this week, Chef Hot Messica finally figured out how to use the dial on the stove and was able to make a charred, but still edible, quesadilla."
by Oh we have to use pseudonyms? June 17, 2025

by Lids0008 May 1, 2014

by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022

Aka Spider Giraffe aka sexiest man in the universe.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
Known for his expertise in the kitchen and impeccable technique.
A man of taste. He doesn’t need a recipe. He just cooks.
by The universe_actually August 18, 2025

The tactics around these women are different not bloody explaining that to them sounds like the thing
HH???/CHEF unheard of I got this down to a MASTRIE level calulating all these things are the thing and organizing and checking again and not being sloppy like them check again read again check and read look and look again these have to be done properly cleaned and wiped down and back here to count again and look up close
by 201HH December 20, 2024
