by mr. b January 2, 2014
Get the checking a bagmug. Stalker Check is an application developed for social networking sites, specifically facebook and twitter.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
This app does not actually tell you who is stalking you over the internet, for as the app originally clearly stated (this has for some reason been removed) that real stalkers (ie people who view your page/photos all the time) are protected under facebook/twitter privacy.
what this app actually does is rank people in your friends on how many of the last 200 interactions on your page (wall posts, photo comments, status comments, etc) involved each person. as a result, this app is much more like a 'top friends' app.
however, it has amassed great popularity, becoming the latest craze to sweep facebook. there is a steadily growing tendency to screenshot the stalker list, upload it as a picture, then tag everyone in it. this annoys a lot of people.
in the early stages of this app there were many problems, which have been mostly patched. however, there is still a slight discrepancy occasionally when viewing a friends stalker list.
Guy 1: Wow, that girl, (insert hot chick here) has been stalking me!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
Guy 2: What gives you that impression?
Guy 1: Stalker Check!
Guy 2: If she were really stalking you, she would be protected by facebook privacy!
by AdamskiAnnihilation August 6, 2009
Get the Stalker Checkmug. An application on the social networking site Facebook. Many users may not realise that it actually doesn't count page views or private messages due to the Facebook Privacy Policy. This application ranks your friends based on how often they interact with your Facebook wall, e.g. wall posts, comments, likes, gifts. Has recently changed name to Fan Check.
"Hey, you perv your my #1 stalker on Stalker Check. WTF?!"
"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
"Yeah thats because I 'like' every message you post!"
by AhoyAhoy! August 6, 2009
Get the Stalker Checkmug. "Bro if he's got you in a hold check their oil, he'll let go.... unless he's gay then hang on for a ride homie"
by Fuck you Hillary November 23, 2016
Get the check their oilmug. When you see something on Facebook that you think might be insensitive, politically incorrect, or discriminatory but you decide to ask a friend before you blow it up.
Man, FB just came back with a woman as the first result when I searched for a .gif for “evil face”, can I get a woke check?
by leep_73 June 26, 2018
Get the woke checkmug. A place where stupid people go to cash checks for ridiculous un-fathomable fees that never understood how to add and subtract. If you think it’s convenient just understand that you are contributing to a 3 foot tall 800 pound mans ferrari and mansion payments. They sponsor some shitty wigger rapper and are so encumbered with greed and no acknowledgement of anyone other then themselves if there was a purge i know too many people that would spend the whole purge time severing limbs torturing, seeing how many hundred dollar bills that fat piece of shit can eat , etc. etc.
Damn I make 3k a month but can’t manage money worth a fuck. Let’s take my pay stub to check into cash so I can get a payday loan because it makes me fully erect when I think about making payments for two years on a loan for a single week of pay. Thanks you fat greedy fuck.
by PleaseDontGoToCheckintocash January 23, 2018
Get the check into cashmug. When you listen to a song you like in public but would be embarassed or emasculated if someone knew you where listening to it, so you pull your head phones down and check to make sure they aren't loud enough for other people to hear your music. Usaully if too loud you lower the volume or switch songs to avoid getting called gay if some one where to hear.
guy1 " dude did you see that guy during study hall he pulled a headphone check"
Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.
Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.
by XfactorPoker-G4-Law and Order May 18, 2009
Get the headphone checkmug.