Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.
by Chokal October 11, 2019
Get the The Texas Carlmug. A player created on FIFA Street by a YouTuber with a dusty trim. He is 6 foot 6, 250kg (probably), a six pack and a purple crew cut.
Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.
In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.
Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
Born in Stoke, he breeds bulldogs and has 7 at his home.
He is the captain of FIFA Street team StellaFC who competed in 4 games before disbanding in Gareth Carling scored 58 seconds into his debut after dribbling past 2 and finishing under the keepers legs. Despite a good start, StellaFC went on to lose 5-1
In their second game Gareth scored a brilliant volley to take the lead but they then went 3-1 down after some defensive errors. But Gareth completed his hat trick and made it 3-3 with a controversial goal and a cool finish into the corner. StellaFC player Jensen then scored two solo goals to give StellaFC their only ever win.
In their 3rd game they lost 5-3 as a dusty trimmed youtuber complained about the AI not doing enough skills.
In the 4th game, Gareth did several Ronaldinho-like skill runs but couldn’t find the finish. He also put in several crunching tackles which got him praise from Graeme Souness. Souness said ‘if Paul Pogba did that he would good enough to get into the Scotland team’.
StellaFC never played again but the rumour is because FNG didn’t want to play FIFA Street because FTW was making him money.
Gareth Carling after this ended up getting a lifetime subscription to Nuts magazine.
Gareth ended his career with 5 goals in 4 games with StellaFC winning 1 out of 4.
by bobjeffbobbyjeffy October 28, 2021
Get the Gareth Carlingmug. carl benny is a handsome guy he is the type of guy that gets manu bitches but act like he dont he also got a horse cock
by handsomemans May 9, 2022
Get the carl bennymug. ikaw na bahala kung anong gusto mo d'yan.
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333
PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!
THANK YOU FOR EXISTING IN MY LIFE. I APPRECIATE YOU A LOT <333
PADAYON FUTURE CPA!!!
by RTIYC December 30, 2021
Get the Carl Andreimug. by Cuiy7 Punch3r November 22, 2010
Get the hot carlmug. by Carl fan January 22, 2005
Get the crazy carlmug. Act of deficating in a tube sock and instead of hitting your partner or someone with it wait till they put their foot in the sock
"Joe didnt know what hit him until his foot was covered in crap from the smooth carl"
"After sex John smooth carled me"
"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"
"After sex John smooth carled me"
"Last night i got smooth carled on both feet"
by Zack Freebird April 22, 2008
Get the smooth carlmug.