When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight
In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !
by Bum check September 8, 2016
Get the canned jewmug. its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.
I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.
by Adam Chet May 4, 2006
Get the smash cansmug. by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012
Get the vag in a canmug. by yo mommas grandmama July 28, 2019
Get the open a canmug. A 20 liter (5.3 gallon), handled can meant for transporting gas and other liquids, formerly constructed of pressed steel.
Jerry cans were developed in Germany in the 1930s and were widely used by American troops in WWII. Troops would Jerry-rig up to five of these cans to their vehicles, enabling them to carry gasoline, diesel fuel, kerosene, and/or water.
The term "Jerry" is a slang for the word "German".
Jerry cans were developed in Germany in the 1930s and were widely used by American troops in WWII. Troops would Jerry-rig up to five of these cans to their vehicles, enabling them to carry gasoline, diesel fuel, kerosene, and/or water.
The term "Jerry" is a slang for the word "German".
by languagequeer October 2, 2018
Get the Jerry canmug. The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.
Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.
by TeamOuEsAy March 16, 2010
Get the Can Handmug. I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.
by sillybritches May 24, 2014
Get the sardine canmug.