Two cans

An abundance of. Many. LOTS!

Robert - it smells like two cans
Mandy - two cans?
Robert - TWO CANS OF BOUNCE DAT ASS!

by Femme boy October 16, 2020

can koozie

fat on your stomach that is covering your 6 pack abs

that girl would have a rockin bod if it weren't or her can koozie

by can koozie queen August 24, 2012

can shooter

an excessively powerful gun that has no real hunting purpose is often justified by being called a can shooter.

"what in the world are you gonna use that m-4 with a hundred round drum for?"

"well it's a can shooter obviously!!"

"wtf?"

"Afri-cans, Mexi-cans, Puerto ri-cans!!"

"stupid racist mall ninja"

by g3 4 me May 08, 2010

'Dy of the can'

Referring to one of Linguini Bros' written down lyrics. This basically means "candy," the "'dy" stands for the "dy" part that comes after can, and the "can'" part comes before the dy part.

This makes it so that the next line will rhyme, as this phrase was made for rap.
'Dy of the can' = candy

W4VEFORM: I won't hop in your van, it's not that I don't want the 'dy of the 'can, it's just that I know you don't be makin' bands.
Person in the van (kidnapper): 'Dy of the can'? What the fuck is that?
W4VEFORM: candy...

by dictonaryboy May 10, 2023

can-shitting

When you really have to go, so you take a crap in a can, bottle, cup, etc.

There's no gas station for miles! I'll have to try can-shitting.

by fuckanasspls April 10, 2015

Tiny Cans

When you show up to the party with tiny Heineken cans, your new name becomes "Tiny Cans"

Hey Tiny Cans! Drink some regular sized beer!

by T1cK June 25, 2016

Shakin' the can

The act of male masturbation

Trevor asked his friends to leave the room so that he could begin shakin' the can to some gay porn.

by Johnny Punani July 26, 2007