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Getting Caged

Getting the shit beat out of you by Johnny cage, International Love is normally played in the background while he shatters all of your ribs
Johnny cage is beating the shit out of me, I am getting caged!
by gyratinglefteyebrow October 15, 2023
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caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.
The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.
by I love lamp June 23, 2021
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Nicholas Cage

Nicholas Cage is the best actor ever
“Who’s the best actor again?”

Nicholas Cage of course!”
by Cicholas Nage May 15, 2022
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Cage

He is slim shady's abstract father
cage kennylz
by Scriabinist July 2, 2023
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This cage thing

Cacacacacacacage!

Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"

Michael "We're here." 😇 *Knock knock knock*

Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"

Michael "Hello 😇👋 Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"

Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"

Abraham 👳 ♂️ "What's this all about?"

Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"

*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*

Michael "We have a message from-"

Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" 😍

Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."

Lucifer 😨 "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" 🤨

Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."

Abraham 😱 "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"

Michael "Hold on a moment..." ☝️😇 ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."

Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*

Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"

Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."

Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."

Abraham 😰

Michael 😇

Lucifer 👿 "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*

Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"

Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"

💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥👹🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥

Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"

Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"

Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"

Abraham 😖

Micahel 😇

Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." 😁
Abraham 😰

Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."

Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." 👋😇

*Lucifer and Michael walk off*

Abraham 😮 💨
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
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Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.
This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.
by kevinchong January 12, 2017
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Cages

Cages is kgs, not kegs, not kilo, not eetswa, but cages
Lad 1: how many 'cages' U got?

Lad 2: at least 3 'cages'
by ASC3 March 9, 2021
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