love cactus

1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend

2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.

1.) Oh my gosh! Did u see that adorable love cactus jenny made for Luke, it was sooo cute.

2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.

by cute butt July 3, 2008

cactus

A humourous word for 'penis'.

"...like I'm shooting a gun
quickly - til it explodes
and I'll unload - THE CACTUS"
(3rd Bass - 'The Cactus')

by eysiz November 28, 2004

Cactile Dysfunction

When you're trying to have sex with a chick, but her legs are so hairy/spiky that you can't keep an erection.

"Dude, I got her pants off, and I rubbed her legs and I suddenly had an extreme case of cactile dysfunction."

by iamcurbappeal October 26, 2009

cactus

Ghetto/ Hip Hop term for a white boys Penis

First introduced by 3rd Bass in the "Cactus album".
Reiterated by Ice Cube,in "tha dug out" ..."shes got alot of practice on black boys jimmys and white boys cactus"

by Justin Howard July 4, 2005

Cactus God

it's self explainitory really.

I am a Cactus God.

by yumboman October 2, 2016

Cactus Jack

Sticking two fingers up a ladys poop shoot and two fingers in her vaginal opening and a thumb on her clit. So that the hand resembles a cactus.

Come here beeeyootch for some Cactus Jack Loving!

by Brizza December 30, 2005

Cactus

Mike Gordon, bassist from Phish. Mikes>Hydrogen>Weekapaug is known as Mikes Groove you people who aren't into phish should check it out, it may just be enough to convert you to a PH head. anyway the Cactus is great.

Cactus wrote an excellent song called Simple.

by ian b April 8, 2006