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Muff Cabbage

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.
by -Nobody- October 15, 2010
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Jazz Cabbage

A slang term for marijuana originating in the 1930's from it's widespread use by those who enjoyed jazz.
"Bro wanna smoke?"
"Hell yeah, you know I love that jazz cabbage"
by That1oneguy October 7, 2017
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Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.
Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?
by ya I know March 10, 2019
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Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them
"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"
by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022
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Wizard Cabbage

Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.
by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 1, 2011
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I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.
Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.
by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009
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anal cabbage

What happens when you dont wipe or clean your arse for a week. It builds up and begins to resemble a cabbage
last week i had really bad anal cabbage because i hadnt wiped or showered in a month. I named it Freddie McCabbagepatchpoo.
by terango January 10, 2009
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