Muff Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing.

After getting a ticket, she called the parking cop muff cabbage.

by -Nobody- October 15, 2010

Jazz Cabbage

A slang term for marijuana originating in the 1930's from it's widespread use by those who enjoyed jazz.

"Bro wanna smoke?"
"Hell yeah, you know I love that jazz cabbage"

by That1oneguy October 7, 2017

Dense cabbage

A dense cabbage is a sucky person that sucks at life.

Why are you such a dense cabbage bitch?

by ya I know March 10, 2019

Dense Cabbage

What you call someone after you correct them

"5 + 5 is like 8 or something so-"
"5 + 5 is 10 you dense cabbage!"

by Dinfindandong March 3, 2022

Wizard Cabbage

Marijuana

Harry always liked to relax after potions class with some wizard cabbage in the common room.

by Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg August 1, 2011

I grew a cabbage today

The most random thing you can ever say to someone to start a conversation. There is only one correct answer to this statement.

Bob: I grew a cabbage today!

Tim: I love you.

by jackoff to a fish July 13, 2009

anal cabbage

What happens when you dont wipe or clean your arse for a week. It builds up and begins to resemble a cabbage

last week i had really bad anal cabbage because i hadnt wiped or showered in a month. I named it Freddie McCabbagepatchpoo.

by terango January 10, 2009