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on candles

To be on candles means, you are a Saint, you've done a very good deed.

References the glass religious candles utilized widely in Latin culture.
Bro, Jennifer brought my wallet and keys to me, all the way out here, she's on candles for sure!
by Jaykingothemoon March 6, 2024
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candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.
Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard
by syncc March 25, 2024
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cake and candles

A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange
by Suzpqi March 30, 2024
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Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.
I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday
by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022
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Candling

Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.
Lisa is candling right now.
by Magba June 15, 2022
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Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.
She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.
by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022
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Forbidden Candle

When you place any long object inside a woman's vagina allowing a great deal of the object to point out. The object is then lit on fire and the girl must do her best to blow out the flames by only using queefs. Originated in Perth, WA.
Me and Victoria and gonna try the Forbidden Candle tonight.
by frogwranglerr February 16, 2022
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