Crunchy Sky Water

A phenomenon in which small, white or clear pellets fall rapidly from the clouds. Pellets vary in size, from tiny pathetic balls that melt on impact, to larger destructive rock sized balls that reek havoc on the city and its citizens. These pellets are actually quite tasty and are referred somtimes as forbidden ice cubes.

Dude, look at all that crunchy sky water building up on the lawn! I gotta go grab a handful, im fucking famished

by Evenbuggerchungus November 3, 2021

Crunchies

Like the “munchies” but specifically for crunchy food

I need a bag a chips to satisfy my crunchies

by Flyingthoughts November 4, 2021

crunchy biscut

when your crinkle then get fucked

Hey you wanna crunchy biscut sometime

by crunchy biscut November 16, 2021

crunchy

A person or object that provided the same happiness as food being crunchy (i.e fried chicken, chips)

“Timothee Chalamet is so crunchy”

by boobielover_69 February 15, 2022

Crunchy

granola or hippie. Used by unstable children or as a joke. Describes anything that's crunchy perfectly.

Mom-"Are you an IPad kid?"
Me-"Yes?"
Mom-"Dang, you do be crunchy then"

by Pikasio February 25, 2022

Munching the crunchy

Licking the crusty parts of the pussy after missionary

Munching the crunchy sure is fun

by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021

Crunchy

Crunchy can be used to describe someone who has done something foolish or is exhausted. Common slang from the 1990s used "crunchy" to mean foolish or embarrassing in a public way.

I tripped in front of them, and now I feel so crunchy!

by mecca71 October 31, 2025