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Wrapped up like burritoes

When a person/people are covered up almost to their necks in bed...
Hey it's not that cold out -- why are we sleeping here, wrapped up like burritoes?
by Needa Life February 8, 2009
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Burrito

when a white girl has sex with her mexican lover.
white on the outside, brown on the inside ;
Oh wow chickita you are such a burrito...
by Babyfox May 24, 2009
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Gringo Burrito

'White Boy' created burrito that is not on the menu at Mexican Food restaurants.

It can be special ordered, but the dirty looks and racial comments can be devastating and who knows what special 'extras' the cooks may add just because they have to put together this Non-Hispanic abomination.

It can be created by adding individual ingredients.

Ingredients:
Flour Tortilla
Cheese Quesadilla, sliced
French Fries
Sour Cream

Open warm Flour Tortilla
Add Sour Cream
Add sliced Quesadilla pieces
Add French Fries
Close one end of Tortilla and roll burrito style
I ordered a french fry,cheese and sour cream burrito, and the lady behind the counter said "Que?" and looked at me funny.

So the next time I just ordered a tortilla, a quesadilla,side of sour cream and french fries.... the Gringo Burrito Baby!
by ICPrincess March 25, 2010
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Soggy burrito

This mexican girl just worked a double and now hasa soggy burrito.
by flinbacon April 27, 2015
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The FLying Blind Burritto

The sexual process that involves four intricate and well- timed steps. The first step is the naturual step of having intercourse. The second step involves the pulling out of your penis right before ejaculation and the quick yet precise aiming of your fluid towards your partners eye. The third step is made after the successful completion of blinding your partner with your ejaculatory man juice missile and at the very moment that your partner begins stumbling around blinded. For this step, you must grab a blanket or comforter and wrap them with it. The fourth step is the immediate throwing of them out of a window- consecutive with the wrapping of them in a blanket.
When performed correctly, this process should only take a few seconds at most - starting from the ejaculation period and ending at the desired tossing of your partner out of a window.
On the street it is shortened and called by "fred".
Yesterday, I was inspired by Taco Bell, and in a flatulent rage, I performed the flying blind burritto on my woman - she landed in the bushes outside, and looked like she was covered by guacamole. It was EPIC.
by The squeemish taco chucker February 3, 2008
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Burrito Bowl

When a guy takes a girl to Chipotle to get a burrito. He then takes the Chipotle burrito an shoves it into her vagina. He then eats the burrito while it's still inside her. Good for both parties because they are both stuffed.
Guy: Let's go get Chipotle
Girl: Why?
Guy: So I can eat a burrito bowl!
by Banana Fighter December 13, 2012
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Skin Burrito

Yo, I heard you love munching on skin burritos.
by Rick817 June 13, 2011
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