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A manly and heterosexual hug between two bros. Works as a good a greeting, farewell, congratulations, etc. Outsiders may see it as gay, but to bros they know what it really means. Its all about brotherly love.
Bro 1: "Hey man hows it goin!"
Bro 2: "Wassup dude!"
*bro hug occurs*
Bro hug by What the Shit? January 15, 2009
This Insecure Bro is a common commonly found within collegiate communities. They are between the ages of 18-23 and typically share the following hobbies with fellow bro fags: their passion for natural light, beer pong, crew cuts, pick up basketball, nike shoes, flip-flops, rap, hating, checking out other dudes to self assure their manhood, cheese dick pick-up lines and cheese dick humor... Bro Fags have no creativity and style. These people are not Individuals. They flock together with their Fag Posse. They typically pursue degree's in business, accounting, and management. The Bro Fag is a classic wigger/bro stereotype. If they see a black person at a party, they treat them like they would enjoy sucking the dude's penis while fucking with his jollies. However, the Bro Fag will immediately bash on the black dude's race when he is alone with other bro fags. *The Bro Fag is not fully 100% secure with his sexuality so he calls other dudes fags and gay to prove that he is not a secretly a homosexual*. BRO FAGS ARE TOOLS FOR MASS MEDIA & DOMINANT CULTURES! IF POP CULTURE CHANGES, SO DO THEY!!! YOU FUCKING CHEESE DICK FAGGOTS!!!!!!!!!!!
"Did that insecure Bro Fag just check me out and then call ME a fag for no reason? Man, that guy must be still confused about his sexuality... I'm really grateful I don't have issues like that."
- Any normal human being
Bro Fag by kidcudiSAVEScleveland October 17, 2010

Don't tase me, bro!

Expression used as a request not to be tasered. Usually followed by immediate tasering.

First known use by Andrew Meyer at the University of Florida Sept. 17, 2007. He subsequently became the subject of much ridicule.
Get off me! I didn't do anything! Don't tase me, bro! Don't tase me!

BZZZZZZZZ

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Don't tase me, bro! by krazyhorse October 4, 2007

Cool Story, Bro 

A response to a story or piece of information that you find boring, or is too long and you don't want to read it.
One extra note, though. The only proper use of "Cool story, bro" is to say it exactly as it is in the quotes. Any other variation ("Interesting tale, brethren", "Wonderful retelling, sibling") should never be used under any circumstances, and will make you look like a complete failure to everyone who reads it.
Me: Yeah, so I was at the mall eating some corn dog when this guy walks by.

You: Cool story, bro
Sum dumb shit niggas say when they lying
On bro I ain’t fuck that girl
On bro by A._baddie June 1, 2019
"Ay Bro, what's going on?"
ay bro by Leah C June 12, 2007